Saturday, July 4, 2009

What if Strawberry Shortcake Got Gangsta?

A new twist on movies-that-should-be-made (b.k.a. DisneyFail) that fits right in our world where princess kick bad guy ass and don't need a man to live happily ever after:
  • Strawberry Shortcake: The Fall Of Orange Blossom
  • Plot: Orange Blossom, once a dear friend of Strawberry Shortcake, moves in with the Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Peak and changes her name to Citrus Frost. All hell breaks loose when she tries to freeze her former fruit-friends into oblivion. Will Strawberry Shortcake save the day?
  • Tag Line: "Orange You Glad This Shortcake Can Kick Some Ass?"
From Jezebel. They've got Care Bears, She-Ra, Rainbrow Brite and JEM among others.

(Why was I so geeked to see JEM? And why hasn't a movie been made about her yet???? Come on!)
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1 comment:

middlesister said...

yo, I was repping for JEM the other nite...don't sleep on that rockstar status! and eff some trandformers, GI Joe, etc and make me a 2009 version of JEM!!

July 16, 2009 at 8:59 PM

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