so, i, the long-term happily single one, has decided being "in like" sucks. i mean, think about it, being "in like" complicates everything. well, not everything (oh, stop, you know me, i'm prone to exaggeration), but a lot. for example...
...you spend all of your (previously) free time trying to figure out if s/he likes you, how much s/he likes you, how much longer before you give up the goodies, if you should offer to pay for tonight's date, if you should tell her/him that you really don't care for soy lattes, in fact, you're okay with consuming cow's milk in several varieties (therefore soy dream ice cream is unnecessary), wondering when you'll be introduced to her/his friends, if it's okay to mark your territory at her/his apartment, how to tell the cutie at the gym/grocer/school you're taken (wait, are you?!), trying to decipher what "dating exclusively" and other bullshit terms mean...i digress...
i mean, REALLY?! i'm calling bullshit. it's overrated.
boogie...longing for the simpler life (and taking suggestions on how to get it back)
The Closet House
3 years ago
3 comments:
Wow... is it just me or does anyone feel an utter compulsion to play Usher's "you got it bad" after reading this!!!!
Oh yes Boogie...you are definitely in like!!!
And yes while its complicated navigating the items on your (very thorough) list... all i can say is ENJOY THIS! Because it really is the fun part... before all the REAL BS starts.
(i know, I'm a bundle of joy! lol)
Jaded Maven, out.
*giggle*
i <3 you. and, as much as i hate to admit it...you're right.
Caking is some bullshit ain't it?!? LOL!
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